NUMBER 5: Poltergoose
Ever watching Slide Whistle Stooges and wish that it had gross-out and the noise was more annoying? I didn’t think so. Could be worse however, the Poltergoose could have gone all One Course Meal on them or something.
NUMBER 4: Love Loaf
Wow, this is bad. Not saying why, because I want to keep this PG. However, there way worse episodes written by the same guy, and he was replaced with Bill Motz and Bob Roth. I have just one question: HOW AND WHY DID THIS GET PAST THE CENSORS!? THEY CENSOR THE WORD DIE BUT NOT THIS? WHAT!? I think the censors were out sick that day.
NUMBER 3: Food Fight Club
I used to think this one was the worst, than Pizzawinners aired. Look, it’s boring and cruel, and even made me HATE a character. I mean, I never really liked T-Midi or Rambamboo, but this episode made me hate them. I mean, with Rambamboo? It’s her job. She ABUSES HER POWER, but it’s her job. T-Midi? No excuse. He is evil.
NUMBER 2: Pizzawinners
This episode is bad. I knew it would be bad from the time I heard the plot of the episode. I never knew it would be THIS BAD though. I actually used to think it was the worst episode of Breadwinners. Then PB&J aired. Yeah, there’s only one episode that is worse than this, AND IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE SAME SICKOS. Yeah, they only wrote 3 episodes and 2 of them are high up on this list. They need to be fired, because NOT ONLY are they bad writers, there are bad PEOPLE. This episode is crueler than A Pal for Gary, which they later ripped off. But that’s a rant for another time.
A Pal for Gary PB&J
Ever watch A Pal for Gary and thought it would be a good idea if Puffy Fluffy could talk, it threatened to turn Gary into escargot ,and then Gary and SpongeBob defeated it by eating it whole? I didn’t think so. SO THEN WHY WOULD THEY MAKE THIS A REAL EPISODE!? WHEN I WAS WATCHING I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK TO BEAT UP A PILLOW JUST BECAUSE IT WAS SO RAGE-INDUCING! Wait, who wrote this? Bill Motz and Bob Roth, huh? Those sickos need to be fired. I mean, if you write something like this, it not only means you’re a bad WRITER, because you somehow made something that makes One Course Meal look like Band Geeks, but also a bad PERSON, because this is somehow CRUELER than One Course Meal, Pet Sitter Pat, A Pal for Gary, AND Battle-Dib COMBINED! Yes, this episode is crueler than the thing it was clearly inspired by. (read: a rip-off of) This episode just aired today and it was so bad I decided to tear into it RIGHT AFTER I SAW IT. Not even Pizzawinners made me rage this much.