|These are all my newest Deviations. Hope you like them!|
I'm sorryI gotta take a break from DA. I got into an argument with :iconianolivia: over him not liking Rambamboo and I feel so damn stupid. I'm sorry! I love Rambamboo, she is everything to me! I'm f**king mental, I know! I'm such a f**king kneecap!bluedog444
Meme by MrEnter
I’m seriously not excited for this.
Before we do this, some backstory. Weebles: Welcome to Weebleville! is a Direct to DVD “Collection” of “Episodes” released by Hasbro in 2005. It had “Welcome to Weeble Ville!”, “Weebles to the Wescue” (no, that is not a typo), “Spaghetti days”, “Tooey’s Wobbly Weekend”, and “The Wednesday Race”. I’m only reviewing “Welcome to WeebleVille” today. This tape is very nostalgic to me, and I wont let that get in the way of reviewing this. Am I just stalling? Yes. I honestly don’t wanna watch this. I was seriously hoping the disc wouldn’t work. Now Let us begin!
Annoying yet catchy theme song, check. Its like going ten years into the past. Bad Voice Acting? Checky check. Atrocious and creepy CGI? Heck yeah. The mail dude’s birthday is today and he has to catch mail with an upside down umbrella. Yep, horrid writing. And the mailbox can talk? WTF? Hey, was this made on drugs? That’s a serious question. Wait, its name is Stamps? Ha ha, I get the pun. AND IT ISNT FUNNY!!!! Apparently the maildude’s name is “Bumpas”. Yeah the mailbox calls him “Bum-pass” THIS IS THE WORST VOICE ACTING IVE EVER HEARD IN. MY. LIFE!!!!! IT PRONOUNCES HIS NAME AS “BUMMP-PAASSS” WAS THIS MADE ON DRUGS!?!?!? This is the definition of uncanny valley. Or trippy. Either one. HE is going home to hget a snake and finds he forgot a package. Then Susie Q. (Stupid name, most likeable character in this thing) and she gets it muddy and he cant see what it says anymore. Crappy useless “I don’t know” gag, and “NOTHING EVER STOPS US BECAUSE WEEBLES WOBBLE ON!” God help me. I’m only 3 minutes in and I already am questioning JUST WHY THE BLEEP DID I EVER LIKE THIS!? Crappy bag joke (I just relized something. BREADWINNERS GOT INSPIRED BY THIS!!! GOD HELP US ALL!) HE tries to make a huge machine to wipe off the mud *shoes clip of super weeble wiper offer) It doesn’t work and they decide to share. Wait what. I’m only half way done and I really don’t know what possessed me to revist this. Some stupid elephant tried to sing it off The cop tries to get it offby whistling * the stop light tries to get it off and doesn’t even gwet to becqause suzie q gets it off somewhat. Sad how the most likeable character only applears for like, 50 seconds in this entire “episode” More uncanny valley-ness, smostly from suzie q, annoying sharing song, so yeah. that song was my favorite part back in the day, and it is still the only enjoyable part. the weeble watusie bit from the beginning was crap, its here again. It was for BUMM-PASS and it was a party in a box. He shares it with everyone, and THANK GOD ITS OVER NOW! I think I know what to sell…